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Book titles, if they were written today:

Then: Romeo and Juliet.

Now: The Teen Sex and Suicide Epidemic: How to protect yourself and your family.

Then: The Da Vinci Code

Now: Jesus Christ: An International Man of Mystery.

Then: The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Now: Shed Your Skin!: How I gave up junk food and released the butterfly within.

Then: The Gospel of Matthew.

Now: 40 Days and a Mule: How one man quit his job and became the boss.

Then: A Clockwork Orange.

Now: Hooliganz: Ultra violence and the media.